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Tuesday, October 18, 2011

And now for something completely different:

Remember Steven King's Cycle Of The Werewolf and the film version Silver Bullet that followed it in 1985? By the way, that was such an awesome year to be a 9 year old, as I was!
I love this movie and rank it among a very short list of movies based on King books that did the stories justice.
I remember renting it from Buck-A-Day video in Laurel Mississippi and watching it in the Orange Room of Mimi's cool, old, haunted house with my own Ka-Tet; Brandi, Karla and Vanessa. We watched more than once and I was captivated by every moment. I didn't read the book for a few more years, which is kind of cool, looking back on it.
There were aspects of the story that really resonated with me; the children taking their silver necklaces to a local reloader who smelted them and cast them into a silver bullet with which they could kill the werewolf. I was raised worshiping at the altar of the smelting pot, looking up into Dad's face through a delicious smelling cloud of molten lead vapor, thin as gossamer. Watching him hold the mold under the pot, filling the perfect bullet shaped voids, tapping the mold on the table then watching the fresh hot bullets tumble out with a rich thud; ah, what a ritual. Also the firecrackers that shot out the werewolf's eye were a mandatory treat on each visit to Mississippi to play with the Hodge sisters, the eye injury the werewolf/Reverend sustained was exactly the type of incident parents warned us against, and I thought of that as we played "bottle rocket wars" with the Hodges & the McGees among the fire ants and mosquitoes out in Jones County Mississippi; it all just felt sweetly familiar to my little 9 yr. old self.
Here was the hero's super cool "Uncle Red" played by the fabulous Mr. Gary Busey! He was everything you'd want out of an uncle, a confidant, partner in crime, parent deflector and whip-ass wheel chair/motorcycle hybrid maker for his "crippled" nephew played by Cory Haim. He even smuggled him some contraband bottle rockets to shoot on the night of the 4th of July!
That's another cool detail about the story; each werewolf attack takes place on a holiday. When I later checked out the book from the library I read in the prologue how yes, King knew that in reality the holidays he referenced didn't each fall exactly a month apart to accommodate a werewolf's biological cycle, but that was what you called "Artistic License". Lighten up, haters!
This guy, The Reverend played by Everett McGill was perfect as the creepy, unwholesome looking town werewolf with the perfect cover; "Who me, a Man of The Cloth, an unholy Hell creature?" His eyepatch was donned after the werewolf tried to chase down Cory Haim as he was trying to shoot off the bottle rockets over a bridge. The jig was up when the boy and his older sister showed up at the Reverend's house the next day, combing the neighborhood for people with fresh eye injuries. He was spine tingling in that scene! Incidentally, I would have loved him at about this age to play Roland Deschain, the hero of Steven King's crown jewel of literary accomplishments, The Gunslinger novels, a.k.a. The Dark Tower Series. All I can do now that he and Clint Eastwood are too old for the part is pray a movie version is never made.
Aw, remember when Cory Haim was still a cute little boy? He was great for a horror movie back then, he had a cute role in The Lost Boys too, as I recall.


I've been revisiting these 80's classics this month. Sadly this is not available on Netflix, so I haven't seen it in decades still. But it's something to look forward to eventually buying off ebay, it's a good one for the ol' collection.
My memories of staying up late in the really cool, but really scary Hillcrest house, Mimi's signature indoor climate-around 60 degrees in the summertime, all us kids snuggled up in blankets, raiding the fridge for Pudding Pops and Cokes and watching "those ol' vulgar movies" as Dad called them, are some of the sweetest little parts of my childhood memories. Grownups all asleep, two pairs of sisters up way past their bedtimes, watching Silver Bullet, Creep Show, Nightmare On Elmstreet, Sleepaway Camp Nightmare and the like in a big orange rose wallpapered room with a high up bed, shag carpet, and heavy drapes covering windows bumpy with condensation from the frigid temps indoors divided by one thin pane of glass from the absolutely muggiest heat outdoors Mississippi has to offer on a summer night.
Ah, that's the stuff dreams are made of! Now, getting up in the middle of the night to go to the bathroom alone in the very scary and very dark house later on required some real courage, combined with a running start to leap back into the tall bed, ensuring your feet stay the requisite 2' minimum safe distance from the bed's edge to avoid capture by the creature who undoubtedly lay in wait for a tender little girl in his under-the-bed lair.
Still, it was a bargain at any price, the whole horror movie watching experience!
And now that I'm as grown as I'm likely to ever get, I can watch them at home alone and I don't even have to get a head start on a running leap to get back in bed! Those monsters would have gotten me by now. Besides, I got tired of living in fear of them and crawled under my bed at home one night, right around that age, just to prove to myself it could be done. As Van Helsing would say, "A moment's courage and it is done."
Thanks for letting my ramble about things I remember that make me feel happy and cozy and nostalgic.
That's just the feeling I want to summon for this much needed and much appreciated rainy October night.
I just know what's good, is all. Besides, a little vulgarity hasn't hurt me much yet, as far as I can tell.

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