The Gospel According To Dusti

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Friday, April 2, 2010

The White Trash Dollhouse

Imagine that this is miniature...

It would make the perfect little White Trash Dollhouse wouldn't it? I just love it! Lucky for me it's in my backyard.
I rent my house, my super cool,, extra cute bungalow that I am in love with. On the property all manner of white trashery can be found.

Just recently a group of men started coming by and stealing stuff, I'm guessing to sell as scrap metal. This week they showed up to take out one wall of the camper and leave a big mess behind. I'm wondering if they plan to return to get the other walls. I hope it stays long enough for me to get pictures of my friends posing in there in white trash attire! Think about it, the possibilities are endless...

Here are pictures from inside the two story crack house next to the camper. I think it's also haunted...

Out in the camper's "yard" are two trailer park kitties bathing in the dirt and gravel. This is Mr. Scrub on the left and his only remaining son Ashes on the right. They love hangin' out around the rubble.Okay I'm going to keep you posted on all pictures taken of the WT Dollhouse! I'm picturing girls in house coats and hair rollers, Winston hanging from lips stirring something in a frying pan in the kitchenette, and barefooted children playing in the dirt with a stick, maybe a man sitting in a lawn chair with his gut hangin' out and a cold one in his hand...

5 comments:

Lisa said...

Too funny, but it could have been a gem, all fixed up, to retro trash...and don't forget all the toys in the front yard.

have a great weekend,
Lisa

Dusti said...

Yes! Toys in the front yard! Big plastic, faded, dirty yard toys. Another friend reminded me of the Christmas lights, there needs to be Christmas lights on it all year too!

Chris 'Frog Queen' Davis said...

LOL! Sounds fantastic, so looking forward to the pictures! Oh, and Dustin is right, Christmas lights would make it perfect!!! :D

Cheers!

Dana said...

Very fine inspirations. Could you get a commode and plant some cheap ass walmart variety flowers in it?

LuLu Kellogg said...

White Trash Dollhouse....I LOVE IT!!!

Now all you need is some Christmas lights and a toilet sitting out front with a skeleton sitting on the toilet with a ciggie in his mouth!

Hippity Hoppity!
LuLu♥